Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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