he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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