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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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