he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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