Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Randomize
