Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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