I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
