we should wear snuggies to the strip club
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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