in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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