elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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