How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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