So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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