isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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