Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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