I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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