Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Text me some of your sweat
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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