There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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