I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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