My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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