so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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