Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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