My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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