lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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