But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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