just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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