I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
