and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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