Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Just cropdusted the office
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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