R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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