Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
