so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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