Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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