OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
he fucked my hip out of place.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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