i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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