That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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