and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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