There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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