I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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