He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
