Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Randomize
