Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize