Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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