You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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