Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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