check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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