Kareoke will never be a sober sport
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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