Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Randomize
