sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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