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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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