I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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