Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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