There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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