woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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