week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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