If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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